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BABY REGISTRY
Parents: Abigail Lockhart and Luka Kovac
Expected Due Date: May Sweeps

LAYETTE
□ Any clothing brand but Carter’s
□ My First Scrubs™ - in Lab Green
□ Baby Uggs in Luka Blue II
□ Black turtlenecks
□ “Made in America with Croatian Parts” romper
□ Glow-in-the-dark onesies
□ “Future Fencer” bib

CD’s
□ Celine Sends Baby (and Parents) to Sleep - Celine Dion
□ Womb Tunes – Jewel
□ Barry's Best Baby Bops – Barry Manilow
□ Liberace’s Lullabies – Liberace
□ Charo Croons Toddler Tunes – Charo

BOOKS
□ The Complete Baby Book of Meaningless and Subtle Anvils
□ Snowglobes and Compasses: The Complete Guide
□ Rats, Lice and History Board Book and squishy toy

TOYS
□ Prancing Pony of Proper Perfection or Rocking Horse of Righteous Haughtiness (to match dad’s High Horse of Moral Superiority)
□ Squeaky elephant (any variety, size or shape)
□ Viper pedal car, complete with spark plugs and fuzzy dice
□ Grow to Pro 3-in-1 softball trainer, complete with the backwards-worn cap mom likes
□ Little doctor kit, complete with nurse’s uniform and lab coat, for switching back and forth
□ “Hamlet” puppet
□ Baby foosball table
□ Adam the Antelope plush stuffed animal
□ Bipolar Barbie, complete with washed-out blonde hair, eye-rolling and line-dancing action, her own hard-restraints and Haldol prescription
□ Red toy cell phone that plays “That’s great”
□ Pictionary, Jr.

BATHING
□ don’t need – we keep the Salon pretty well stocked

NURSERY
□ Mobile – famous Croatian diplomats
□ Crib sheets – butterfly motif
□ Glass frog night light with iridescent bulb
□ Feather pillow
□ Baby CD player that plays “Copacabana”

GEAR
□ Compass I400® Infant Car Seat, in any of the Luka Blue shades
□ Ocean Wonders Aquarium® Cradle Swing, complete with angel fish
□ Carbage-o-matic Diaper Disposal with plastic handled shopping bags
□ Minnesota Strolling Weather stroller
□ Cuervo Gold shaped baby bottles

MISCELLANEOUS
□ “Baby’s First Christmas” ornaments made from motel coasters
□ Snowglobes – various; ones playing songs of unrequited love preferred
□ Pop Tart flavored baby food
□ Subscription to Martha Stewart: Baby magazine
□ Junior AA membership
□ Family Fun Pack Passes to the Ice Capades