Thursday, May 11, 2006

ER : HELP WANTED

POSITION AVAILABLE (sometime after May Sweeps): Nanny for anticipated adorable newborn. Parents are both doctors. Good night vision or access to night vision goggles a plus. Must not have: anger management issues, a nursing degree, a spouse named Brian, ability to speak Croatian, psycho children of your own, bipolar relatives, long curly dark hair, a penchant for Thai food, any standing relationship with the Carter Foundation, a thing for men over 6 ft. tall, ability to bake cookies, any kind of French-sounding accent, desire to see the Ice Capades, or been in a coma for the past six years. Also, as there is a working Salon on the premises, applicants should not suffer from Trichophobia (Fear of hair). Former bedmates and satisfaction facilitators need not apply. If interested, contact Dr. Lockhart, at County General, or c/o the Bat Cave.

22 Comments:

At 8:34 PM, May 11, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You're too much! I would apply for the position myself, but Im afraid I lost my night vision goggles! Keep it coming Cranky!

 
At 10:12 PM, May 11, 2006, Blogger Luka Goddess said...

An ample supply of carrots would be a plus! You kill me, girl!

 
At 11:44 AM, May 12, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love it! Thanks for the laugh.

"Bat cave" comments never get old.

 
At 11:35 PM, May 12, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

LMAO!

These kinds of posts will keep me in stitches through the long, long summer of no ER.

 
At 9:07 AM, May 13, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

unfortunately, the supermarket round the corner was out of night vision goggles....
I came upon your blog by coincidence... you're hilarious!!!!!

 
At 1:34 PM, May 13, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Damn, I was all set to apply for the position, but unfortunately I do have a thing for men over 6 ft tall, especially if they have gorgeous green eyes and a Croatian accent.

Oh well, I could always pretend I don't!

 
At 2:22 AM, May 15, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

anyone got a method to get rid of a French accent ?
can I bake cookies if I promise not to touch Luka' cookies ?
got a thing for Copacabana is that a bad thing ?
I'll come with an endless supply of Swiss chocolate ...
lucky me, just bought my night vision goggles :O)))

 
At 8:45 AM, May 15, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

grrrrr will have to settle for:
a guy less than 6', give up my Croatian classes, change my French accent to something else, bake cakes instead of cookies (would never touch Luka' cookies, of course)and bring along my night vision goggles for the interview ...
will keep you posted of the result ;o)

 
At 11:41 AM, May 15, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh how I would love to care for what will no doubt be THE!CUTEST!BABY!EVER! What amazing and beautiful genes he/she will have!

However, I would have to lie about that "thing for men over 6 ft tall" item, and I still haven't been able to locate night-vision goggles. They seem to be in high-demand lately. ;o)

 
At 3:33 AM, May 16, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

in case Abby's looking for someone to look after a tall, dark, mysterious Croatian bloke during and after labour am all free and will of course passionately fullfil my duties ...
babies aren't my thing really ...

 
At 2:35 AM, May 17, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cranky ?
am getting restless!
can hardly concentrate on anything as am refreshing the page every 3 mins.

 
At 5:55 AM, May 17, 2006, Blogger Allison said...

Okay, that just about killed me :D

 
At 6:26 PM, May 17, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey... i've been checking this page like 12 times a day, i utrn the pc on just to see if you have updated... what's going on??? please hurry!!

 
At 7:26 PM, May 17, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

What happend with the recap of 12.21? I can't wait!
Please, post a note to know when is going to be available ...

 
At 10:38 AM, May 18, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pretty please for my weekly allowance of much deserved "crankyness" (though we've been very spoiled already).
They're the best ever!!
Am already laughing to think about it ...

 
At 12:45 PM, May 18, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where are you? I too have been checking every 10 seconds to get my amount of cranckyness of the week and nothing...i'm getting desperate...pleeeeaase!
Andie

 
At 4:48 PM, May 18, 2006, Anonymous rv said...

Ok, now I am worried, not about the recap but about you. Hope everything is ok cranky. It is unlike you to go this long without a note to let us know what is going on, especially with tonight's finale coming up.

 
At 11:30 PM, May 18, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

yeah! now I'm worried too!!! I hope you're ok!! if you don't give us the recap at least give us some info about yourself!! we wanna know that you're ok!

 
At 1:18 AM, May 19, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

yep, hope you're doing fine!
though we're desperate to read you, we're also worried 'bout yourself!

 
At 5:25 AM, May 20, 2006, Anonymous zelda said...

sorry, Cranky, I posted on the TDWD because your french fanclub was whining to get their weekly ration of Crankyness!
I apologize, and hope you are doing well.
Please let us know that everything is OK with you!
That's the problem with fame: people never give you a break!
Bon courage!

 
At 12:23 PM, May 20, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

As much I enjoy the free entertainment you provide us with, Cranky, I'm delighted to hear you have a real life that is more important to you than t.v. For those who don't, here's what you missed in 12/21: John Leguizamo chewed the scenery until Clemente choked; Gallant ran into an IED. Get a grip. Now can anyone explain Cranky's reference to Ice Capades? I fear I've missed some key backstory.

 
At 1:32 PM, May 20, 2006, Blogger CrankyRecaps said...

When Abby was staying with Luka (after she was beaten up by Brian in Season 8), she gave him a message that a girl named "Michelle" called and then teased him because he was apparently taking her to the Ice Capades.

 

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