Monday, October 30, 2006

Note from Doctor

To Whom It May Concern:

Please excuse Cranky for not updating her recaps in a timely enough fashion. She has been battling an undetermined hair related illness for a few weeks now and as her private personal physician, I have prescribed extended bedrest and intensive salon treatments for her, administered by myself, of course. Complications have arisen in the form of a chest malady that has required my constant attention … and manual rubdowns. Cranky would like you all to know that she has not forgotten her recapping duties, though sustained and regular full body massages have taken up almost all of her time. She asks for your patience during her long and luxurious rinse cycle … I mean, recovery … and will post as soon as she is vertical … I mean, able.

Sincerely,

Dr. Luka Kovac

Shampoo Boy … and MD

16 Comments:

At 11:33 AM, October 30, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Cranky,

I hope the treatment will do well on you, God knows how well Dr. Kovac hands, mean medicine could help you.

I was wondering if I could get the same treatment, I realy need it too.

Viviana Soto
Lima, Peru, Southamerica

PS: I don't mind if I need to relocate

 
At 11:39 AM, October 30, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi Cranky,

I hope you get better soon (I mean with that kind of treatment it shouldn't be that hard :D )!!

 
At 11:48 AM, October 30, 2006, Anonymous josie said...

So, this is what they prescribe for chest infections these days? I think I feel a sore throat and cough coming on myself.

Hope the deep conditioning does the trick.

 
At 12:00 PM, October 30, 2006, Anonymous Andie said...

Well who would want to get better when you're receiving that kind of treatment? well, I sure as hell wouldn't!!!
Anyway, i'm sorry but I think I'm gonna have to quote you and say...Bitch!!!!!!!!!!

 
At 12:55 PM, October 30, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You always make me smile, Cranky, even when I'm having a crappy day.

Thanks, and get well soon!

 
At 2:45 PM, October 30, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

:cough:

:COUGH:

I think I'm coming down with something...

:cough:

 
At 3:21 PM, October 30, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Im just glad that you are going to do this recap at all! I was worried that you quit! Get well soon and have fun with the pretty.

 
At 3:38 PM, October 30, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

looks like my chest troubles are coming back and that special treatment will do wonders !!!

in the meantime take an extra good care of yourself and cheers for the laugh (can't stop ... just have these wild images coming of Shampoo Boy giving you his treatment)...

 
At 8:12 PM, October 30, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Get well soon, Cranky!
I'm ill too, I have a terrible cold...

 
At 1:37 AM, October 31, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

feel better soon. but i understand if you don't because you want to prolong the treatment. who wouldn't? just do me a favor and try to have fun getting your treatment, OK?

 
At 5:12 AM, October 31, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dearest Luka,

damn ... where did you put that conditioner again? I can't do a thing with my hair, and where have you been all this last week?

Come home soon.
luv Abby.

ps. did i mention i got a postcard from JC.

 
At 2:47 PM, October 31, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cranky,
to help you back to recovery here's something ...
enjoy !http://www.voyezleseffetssecondaires.ca/

 
At 10:12 AM, November 01, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jeez--my chest feels so tight...

 
At 12:32 PM, November 01, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

This condition must be very contageous. I'm starting to feel something coming on as I type....

Could you get me Dr. Kovac's pager number....pleeeeese???

 
At 3:48 AM, November 02, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

must say that Luka's treatments are doing wonders ...
better not abuse him too much if we want The Pretty to be fit for our enjoyment for the rest of season 13.
get well soon.
:o)

 
At 4:55 AM, November 03, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You see Cranky, spending too much time with wet hair got you a chest malady .
So looks like Shampoo Boy isn't as skilled as you're trying to make us believe.
It's about time you let The Pretty go; we wouldn't want you to jeopardise your full recovery any longer.
Would a hot chocolate with a dab of cinnamon and whipped cream be of any help ???

 

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